stolen from
The Mighty Boosh Meme
WHAT WOULD YOU DO IF:
1. Howard kissed you:
probably obtain a rash from his mustache and I probly just giggle
2. Vince kissed you:
Kiss back but look at him strangely afterwards because it be very much like kissing myself.
3. Naboo kissed you:
Ask him why his kiss tastes like frog
4. Fossil kissed you:
kick him in the shin and he'd yelp "ow mah nuts"
5. You were in charge of the Zoo:
Id demand fossil wear the green zooniverse uniform everyone else wears IN HIS SIZE. I dont even understand where he got the idea for a baby blue ....disco? suit idk, i cant even begin to describe how that outfit does nothing for his body.
6. Miss Giddeon called you fat:
Probably rip that stupid bun out from on top of her head, call her a nitwit and sick bollo on her...I AM NOT FAT!
8. You became a shaman:
then i could transform myself into a mighty hawk...or work in dixons, for some reason dixons just has that appeal.
9. You were asked to join the Mighty Boosh:
Im still waiting on my application to be reviewed
10. You had to choose between electro and jazz funk:
Electro. Im Electro Erica, havent you seen the video/photos? Im on youtube and shit. But Yeah Gary Numan, The Human League, David Bowie...come on...much better than jazz funk.
CRUSH TEST:
1. You love Vince, Howard, Fossil, Giddeon, Bollo, Johnny TwoHats, The Hitcher, Naboo, Jack, Charlie Gum, or any other character in the series?
Its a easier list to say I love Vince in a kinda 'I wanna be you' way, Howard is so sweet I could huggle him up, Naboo is so adorable, I love the Hitcher even though I shouldnt and should stay far away from him.
2. Would you kiss them?
every single boosh character probly, even bobby bob.on second thought....no, just howard and vince.....and spider dijon....id do more with him though...LMAO!
3. Would you hug them?
of course, Id give hugs to every single boosh character....this one im not taking back...although id have to be pretty careful around the evil ones....they might hurt me knowing im so vunerable.
4. Would you sleep with them?
lol if theyre not sleeping with each other? lmao we can go camping in the woods and vince and I can paint each others toes while Howard does something boring like usual.
5. Would you marry them?
"I'd try but Vince and Howard are made for each other."
Nicely put.
I agree
6. Would you hate them?
I dont think thats even possible.
7. Would you dump them?
......were we dating? lmao
8. Would you rape them?
... a terrific bunny bumming may be in order for howard, it seems hes never caught
9. Would you have tea with them?
oh yeah ive got some good stuff too.
10. Would you invite a panda to come with you?
As much as I love pandas, that panda at the zooniverse is never allowed to be near me, that panda is cruel.
BASIC KNOWLEDGE TEST:
1. Who is the King of the mods?
Vince, but I take reign when he retires
2. What is Charlie Gum's story? And is it intelligent or retarded?
Charlie is genius. Alright, he's made of a million peices of old bubble gum. Ha, imagine that! In the summer of 1976 on his way in from an Alice Cooper concert, Charlie started to melt onto the pavement. It was too hot in L.A. and he melted, like a pink bitch. Luckily, there was Eric Phillips, a local crocodile who dabbled in black magic. He took pity on Charlie and scraped him off the floor with a pair of fish slicers. He poured him into an antique soup ladle and boarded his magic carpet. Destination: Alaska! Eric Phillips decided to re-freeze charlie, but in his cold-blooded, reptilian haste, he re-froze him into the shape of a Hoover. Charlie wasn't phased though. He just zoomed about the place, sucking up Inuits. The Inuits didn't mind. They loved it inside of Charlie's pink, warm, tight belly pouch, and they refused to come out. Charlie said, "I'm cool with that!" and set fire to a posh hammer to make it offical. The down-side was the Inuits suffocated immediatly. It was air tight in there. Charlie paniced, and fired the tiny Inuit bullets into Eric's crocodile peepers. After a quick drink, Charlie stole Eric's magic carpet and left for Seattle. Charlie was racked with guilt. He'd killed 50 Inuits, no one needs that. He decided to spend the rest of his life putting small hairstyles on boots, monkey nuts, trumpets, and spanners.
the most intellectual piece of prose Ive ever read.
3. Did Bollo die?
? I dont know, and why did he suddenly become a familiar?
4. Who has been known for his shining mirror balls?
Freddy Fabrics lmao...I swear he said his name was something sue...ehh nevermind, i havent got time.
5. Where did Vince get his red cowboy boots from?
From the Icy Bastard, Black Frost.
6. Does Johnny Two Hats get another hat later?
I thought he ended up as Johnny douchebag four hats near the end.
7. What gem is compared to the size of a toddler's head briefly?
"It was the Egg of Mantumbi and it was compared to a school boy's head."
alright, good correction.
8. Is Fossil able to get all the animals names right? Without the talk box?
maybe here and there....i think hes suffered a head injury of sorts.
9. How did Howard defeat the kangaroo?
he didnt, vince fondled his balls, the roo not howard. lol...i think Id like to see the latter.
10. How does the Sandpaper man get gloves?
Vince, unfortunately gives them to him...now he lost those awesome gloves.
RANDOMNESS/RESPONSE TEST:
1. Howard has taken a liking to wearing a bra.
hmmm...goes well with the man corset.
2. Naboo is technically doing acts of incest.
with whom?
3. You have to rub sunscreen on Vince's hair at the beach.
then hed have to do the same for me.
4. Fossil dances naked over the Russian Bear cage in front of students visitting the zoo.
The Zooniverse is shut down for investigation of child molestation.
5. The Hitcher threatens you with his very large thumb.
Id threaten him with a large set of fingernails clippers or something. idk.
6. Jazzfunk and Electro mix together.
Id listen to it
7. You are asked to make your own crimp.
give me 20 minutes....
8. You are lost in a forest and a monkey wants to steal your face because you are a man.
I wonder if a single dudes filled this out...or if its all been...
'but im a woman' repsonses. lol
9. A blind white man thinks hes black.
Power to the people!
10. You are sentenced to a Hubba Bubba nightmare.
do i get to wear that cool pink stretchy outfit?!?!
September 19th 2009
Eager
leaves for work. I want to be super productive for once and get some shit done. 
